1. (via academy)

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  4. sorry:

    When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

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  6. meeevs:

    bleedmeslowly:

    meeevs:

    waywardsherlock:

    meeevs:

    waywardsherlock:

    meeevs:

    fluffy-unicorn-rainbows:

    meeevs:

    why did the tree get brought in for questioning?

    I dunno

    he was acting shady, what did the tree do when it was released from custody

    What’d he do?

    he leafed the building. how did he commit his crime?

    Oh god, what?

    he soaked a rag in chlorophyll, where did he hide the body

    Where?

    in his trunk

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  8. chickiefingie:

    hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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  9. photo

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  10. Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

    paleskinhazeleyes:

    swinging-onthe-spiral:

    iguanamouth:

    image

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    I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

    MOTHER FU-

    I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

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  11. conversationparade:

    at the end of nardo there’s like a 12-year timeskip and sasuke’s son’s worried about his sharingan not activating. sasuke sits him down like ”Itachi Sasuke, u were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew. both of them had sharingans. so yeah get the fuck on it”

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  12. sernacht:

    So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

    "Do not come any closer"

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  13. jesuschristvevo:

    this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

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  14. abbygubler:

    itssexualhour:

    My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

    the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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  15. lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

    lubricates:

    praise our lorde jesus christ 

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