1. meowed:

    are you a red light bc stop

    (via palmist)

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  2. antthekid:

    I’m gonna offer free wifi at my grave so my family will visit me when I die.

    (via unprime)

    2 days ago  /  1,620 notes  /  Source: antthekid

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    2 days ago  /  35,131 notes  /  Source: micdotcom

  5. theectoplasmicemily:

    theectoplasmicemily:

    I fucking just saw a flyer about ending “Christphobia” and I’m not even joking like I took a picture and I have no idea what to do with this incredible gem and it’s killing me

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    i wish i was joking

    (via eversincethewomb)

    2 days ago  /  3,614 notes  /  Source: theectoplasmicemily

  6. Well fuck you too 👍

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  7. mrchrismad:

    beaumarbre:

    random-homestuck-things:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    jackadiddlediddle:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

    THIS IS A TRUMPET

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    THIS IS A TROMBONE

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    THIS IS A TUBA

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    AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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    THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

    You mean trumpet

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    Slidey Trumpet

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    Big ass trumpet

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    Drunk Trumpet

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    I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

    My sides

    AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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    those are some fancy guitars

    (via unprime)

    4 days ago  /  433,741 notes  /  Source: spoopy-dawson

  8. angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

    angry90slesbian:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

    (via 7-empty-seas)

    5 days ago  /  447,156 notes  /  Source: angry90slesbian

  9. wefollowtheheartlines:

    If you think about it beanies are like thw perfect garment, Bad hair day? Beanie! Head cold? Beanie! Wanna spice up an outfit? Beanie! Trying to send a signal to other lesbians that youre a lesbian? Beanie! You can’t go wrong.

    (via wefollowtheheartlines)

    5 days ago  /  256 notes  /  Source: wefollowtheheartlines

  10. ectoplasmicinterloper:

    back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

    (via unprime)

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  11. panic-at-the-discount-store:

    I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

    (via palmist)

    5 days ago  /  508,932 notes  /  Source: panic-at-the-discount-store

  12. superrods-masterballs:

Is this not Mega Sharpedo? Follow for more Pokemon!

    superrods-masterballs:

    Is this not Mega Sharpedo? Follow for more Pokemon!

    5 days ago  /  18 notes  /  Source: superrods-masterballs

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  15. bunsen:

    when even google can’t help u find the answer to ur homework

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    (via academy)

    5 days ago  /  43,832 notes  /  Source: bunsen