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everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
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one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via winter-showers)
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This kid was born for politics.
(via gutig)
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(via winter-showers)
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How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I want to go in here!
Challenge?
Definitely
I think I’d like to nap in there
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
(via winter-showers)
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ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’
(via beyond-thehesitation)
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exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
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He got them moves like Jagger
or Jyggalag
(via ghoulsonfilm)
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keeping the streets safe
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I love finger monkeys I want one so bad(via phil0sophy)
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(via gutig)
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IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
FOOD FIGHTERS
U-3
BAD CHARLOTTATHE WINDOWS HAHA
(via thegalleryspirit)
